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1.) Your name?
Lina.
Nice beautiful young woman
Lina is so cool


2.) Your age?
22.
The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together
Haha I'm only 22


3.) One of your friends?
Crystal.
1. A shiny rock, similar to diamonds in looks.
2. A pretty name for a girl.
1. Wow look at all these crystals! Can I lick one?
2. Crystal is the name of my fiance!


4.) What should you be doing?
Dishes.
Used as an adjective, "dishes" primarily means to be "done". This is derived from a scene in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead in which one character is sitting on top of the house shooting plates and other glassware which he notes by saying "The dishes are done!" So using this scene as a foundation we can formulate a proof that states that dishes can be done and people can be done(drunk, tired, full, etc.) Therefore by the transitive property...people can be dishes.
To note that one's self is drunk, tired, full, or just plain done: "I am dishes."
To note that an object is beyond repair: "Wow, there are pieces scattered all over the yard. That dildo is dishes."


5.) Favorite color?
Magenta.
The incestuous English maid/domestic in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" with unruly dark magenta hair and voyeuristic intentions. She enjoys time-warping, 'dusting' the banister, and having elbow fetish fun with her brother. Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Riff, and Magenta all come from the planet Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania.
"Master, dinner is prepared!"
"Daaah, I grow veary of dis vorld!"
"You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're ALL lucky! Hahahahaha..."


6.) Birthplace?
Pennsylvania.
Better than your state. Sure, the roads suck, but not as bad as parts of Kentucky. Sure, the people can be dumb, but not as dumb as in Alabama. Sure, the weather sucks, but not as badly as it does in Alaska. Yeah, okay, it's a little rural, and you have to buy your liquor in state stores, and there's no beaches, but at least we're not West Virginia. Or Iowa.

Plus, the Amish are cool, we make ketchup and chocolate, the Steelers used to be a decent team, and hey! we've got a town called Intercourse.
Pennsylvania has Intercourse. Your state doesn't.


7.) Month of your birth?
May.
may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"

8.) Last person you talked to?
April.
a female of wise words. Often regarded as a "panda" person. These types of females are very energetic and friendly, and when you see these types of girls down, you feel down too.
hey, dont feel so down. Thats not very april of you.


9.) One of your nicknames?
Hobbit.
A race that exists in the books of J.R.R Tolkien, namely the Lord of the Rings trilogy. They are short human-like creatures with hairy feet and curly hair; whether they have pointed (elf-like) ears or not is under debate. The reside mostly in the Shire, and are a cheerful folk than enjoy nothing more than a good and filling meal. The most famous would probably be Frodo Baggins, the Ring Bearer.
Gandalf: I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.